Long sleeves. For certain now.

It's remarkably hard to find photos or articles of plane crashes where the damn thing at least doesn't end up a fiery mess. Wouldn't the "miraculous landings" get more coverage than the disastrous ones?

So I just winged this one. Wee!

Oh, yes - thanks to TheMonkofDestiny, there are indeed microbe plushies. My version of AIDS was rather different, but no matter. Mine talks, so it's automatically cooler.